Just had a weird time vortex experience with myself from 1977. We had quite a chat.

1977 Me : What’s that crap you’re watching?

2021 Me : Pink Floyd, the PULSE concert.

1977 Me : What the fuck? You used to wear a t-shirt slagging them off.

2021 Me : That was years ago, times have changed, mate.

1977 Me : Have they? I think you’ve just become an old wanker.

2021 Me : And you were a young one. I remember you and that Blondie calendar. You were an Orgasm Addict, always at it. Especially from April to August.

1977 Me : I bet you vote Tory now.

2021 Me : Bollocks to that, I’m still a socialist.

1977 Me : I doubt that. Listening to shite hippy tunes. You’re a revisionist prick.

2021 Me : Old punks are allowed to listen to different music now, they changed the law.

1977 Me : That’s wanker talk. You are a wanker, aren’t you?

2021 Me : Stop saying that. I can’t be as bad as you were.

1977 Me : That’s between me and my love glove. Anyway, I bet you’ve forgotten the lyrics to 1977.

2021 Me : No Elvis, Beatles or the Rolling Stones? No mention of Pink Floyd there.

1977 Me : They only left them out cos they couldn’t think of a rhyme for it. They meant them too.

2021 Me : This is pointless. There’s no reasoning with you.

1977 Me : Ha! I’ve run rings round you ideologically, you’re culturally bankrupt, pal.

2021 Me : I give up, I’m going back to bed.